Press LEFT(2), RIGHT, LEFT, CIRCLE at the "Episode Select" menu to unlock every episode.
Cookie changes your name:
Enter an obscenity as your name when either you're the only player or when other players select "I Don't Care" as their name. Cookie will say "Oh, I see what you tried to do there..." and rename your player.
Trophies:
Bronze trophies
Birth Certificate - Create a Contestant.
It's Just More of This - Finish an episode.
Beast Master - Get 10 animal questions correct.
Film In Your Brain - Get 10 movie questions correct.
Phatty - Get 10 food questions correct.
Living in the Past - Get 10 history questions correct.
Mouth-Breather - Achieve the third highest rating.
100,000aire! - Earn $100,000 lifetime.
DisOrDat Participation Award - Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
DisOrDat Destroyer - Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
Button Banger - Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
Smelt the Roses - Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Menage-a-Quatre - Play 4-player game online.
My First Time - Screw someone for the first time.
Enscrewsiast - Screw 50 times.
The Game's Half Full - Play Episodes 1-36.
The Game's Half Empty - Play Episodes 1-37.
Slack Attack - Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
Lose to a Loser - Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
Always a Bridesmaid - Come in second place 5 times in online games.
Social Outcast - Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Turncoat - Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
Quick-Draw McDumbass - Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Overconsumer - Listen to all commercials after one episode.
Discovered Gauntlet of Fire - Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
JACK Wrack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
Map Dancer - Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
Lit Twit - Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
Boob Tuber - Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
Great Crowd - Laugh at an easy joke.
Silver trophies
Vidiot Savant - Get every question right in an episode.
One Teat Short of An Udder - Achieve the second highest rating.
500,000aire! - Earn $500,000 lifetime.
DisOrDash - Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
Jack Attack Dog - Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
Taking it from Behind - Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
Back Taxes - Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
Virtual Virgin - Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
Beat a Winner - Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game.
Consolation Trophy - Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
Genius for a Day - Score at least $30,000 above your average.
Incurable Hoarder - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
Gold trophies
Unicorn - Achieve the highest gamer rating.
1,000,000aire! - Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
Perfect Attendance - Play Episodes 1-73.
Platinum trophy
We Knew You Could Do It - Earn all Bronze, Silver, and Gold trophies.
"Jack Pack" trophies:
Bronze trophies
Boob Tuber - Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
JACK Wrack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
Lit Twit - Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
Map Dancer - Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
Silver trophies
Incurable Hoarder - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
"Jack Pack 2 - The Best Of The Webshow" trophies:
Bronze trophiesB Sharp - Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
JACK Smack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2.
Math Head - Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
Super Know-va - Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2.
Silver trophies
Nest Egghead - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2.
"Jack Pack 3" trophies:
Bronze trophies
JACK Crack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3.
Wizard of Balls - Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
Past Perfect - Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
Sci Fly - Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3.
Silver trophies
Steaming Stockpile - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
"Jack Pack 4" trophies:
Bronze trophies
Animal Husband - Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
Cock of the Wok - Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
Hot Butter - Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4.
JACK Sack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4.
Silver trophies
Overprize Load - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4.
